The New Yorker (made from my rejection email from the editors of the New Yorker)

The New Yorker

We are the editors.

Consider us.

Carry your regret,

Your warmest regret.

Consider the oppertunity

We are unable to regard.

Consider us.

Consider us

And the regret,

the regards,

the work,

the oppertunity,

and the giving

and giving and giving.

Consider us.

Thank you for giving us

The regret we carry.