Wednesday, July 20, 2011

GO BRA-LESS (made from bumper stickers)


Happy wife
Happy life

Skinny woman
Pull the wrinkles from your face!

Soccer mom
Not to worry...
Your daughter is in good hands!
But shut the bitch up.

I live in my own world
Inside of me
Trying to get out

But it's ok...
Who says I have to be normal?

Friday, July 15, 2011

Brave Boy (New York Post)

Brave Boy

Play nice, kids.
The big bad boy
The tragic boy
Head to head

Fight for life
One day
the long road may end.

The ultimate sexual experience
Show me
How your tree bears fruit.
Sex on demand.

He's a traveling time bomb
One day turning into tragedy.
His peace has come.