Saturday, January 22, 2011

Cosmo's Guide to Meeting More Guys (Cosmopolitan)

Cosmo's Guide to Meeting More Guys

Make him happy
Fake yourself right into a real orgasm.
Give him what he needs.
A happy lover comes back
and I have to wait for him.

Enjoying your breasts helps you feel confident
but a flat-chested girl should spend
a fortune on outrageous lingerie.

Women's self esteem dips
So we're more likely to spend money on things
that make us feel more attractive, like
slimming must have tops.
Some clothes really do make you look fat.
You'll never meet expectations without shrinking.

I feel flowery and feminine
Like how a real woman should.

Embrace who you are
Fake yourself.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Shit this was awesome.